#save the cow milk the milkman

[vesperverlice]

Decided to join the milkman trend cuz why not?（・∀・）

Decided to draw as well the twins cuz they are pretty hot(○´3｀)ﾉ

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Will draw the rest when I have time once more|°з°|

[simplyelviss]

Anyone else see this art by @/yunonoai on twitter and tiktok

[yandere-writer-momo]

Momo, I think you like the Milkman, idk, maybe it's just me and my overthinking

What gave you that idea? *nervously laughs as I try to close the door to my shrine*

I’m perfectly normal about a fictional milk man. Totally not wanting to drown in his dark eyes as he kills everyone in the apartment complex I’m supposed to watch. Totally not thinking how hot he looks with blood on his face

[aresthearsonist]

Haha silly game man

save a cow….. milk the milkman 🤩

[chilifrylizard]

RIP to the people simping for the Milkman in That’s Not My Neighbor, you would have love White Blood Cell from Cells at Work

[strawmonroll]

Should I let him in ?

[honey-nut-scooter]

“I think I look perfectly normal…”

I just had to draw Suguru/Kenjaku as the milkman- my constitution is to weak to deny myself.

I might turn this into a reblog game so if you’re interested, let me know!

[daydream-the-demon]

So uhm...

I know this funny article, it was made by a similar publisher like The Onion (so basically jokes). I went ahead and made this. (You guys seriously need to stop simping for him so bad.)

The game sets in 1955 so this was an amazing coincidence.

[liffar]

I played the game.

I see the vision now.

I see it.

[mikomikumi]

K a little off topic

I create characters on Charstar every now and again.

Please tell me why after only 6 hours 260 PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY USED MY CHARACTER

This guy has me in a chokehold currently and none of you will stop me >:)

(P.S. If anyone has invite codes for Charstar lemme know I want stars🥲)

[uraharastephfiction]

So

I'm all for the headcanon that Anastacha is Francis' daughter. There's even the famous phrase 'The Milkman's Daughter'.

However, it's because of this phrase and the story behind it that I'm just not on board with the idea that Francis and Nacha were married and now divorced. Francis is THE MILKMAN! It's a long time joke (and it stems from many, many true stories) that housewives have affairs with the milkman while he does his rounds. When a child looks nothing like the rest of their family, people might jokingly refer to them as 'the milkman's kid', implying they're an affair child. My thoughts on all this? Nacha and our milk boy, Francis, did some homemade milk shaking while Nacha's actual husband was either at work or getting eaten by Doppelgangers. Or maybe Mr Husband noped out of the marriage when he figured Anastacha wasn't his.

Maybe there was never a husband and Nacha just found herself knocked up with the Milkman's kid. Either way, I don't think they had a relationship that stemmed more than just sating each other's needs during the milk round. I don't think Francis even knows he has a daughter unless Nacha would have told him. But hey; there's room for them to grow close together and bond if that's your kind of thing. I just don't think they were ever married or in an actual, dating, relationship.

[simplyelviss]

Been kinda obsessed with the milkman lately lol

Credit to @/kaworinx on tiktok for the first fanart

The other two fanarts belong to @/kay__056 on tiktok as well

[cathsuki]

save a cow, milk the milkman ☝️🤓🥛‼️

[synonym-for-cinnamon]

GUYS SHOULD I DO ART OF THESE SHIPS PLZ I NEED INPUT 😨

[jyushikoo]

🤍Milkman in a box🤍

I told you that I would finish this someday and I finally did it!

Francis is trapped inside the box. Don't know where this "trend" came from but I really had to draw that.

Remember: Save a cow, milk the milkman~🐄🥛🤍

[gabbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

Save a cow, milk the….wait wh. Clown?? Who tf…

//scarlet milk in 3rd

He lost a bet, be nice to him